We’ve been in a saucy relationship with Mama Earth for years. I guess you could say, we love her. There. We said it. We’re in love with this crazy planet!
If you and your lover are tree-huggers like us, we’ve got a hot date idea for you this Valentine’s Day: Recycle stuff! Because there’s nothing hotter than a trip to Certified Recycling.
Here are a few reasons why a visit to the recycling center makes for the perfect date night.
Throwing recyclables into the garbage creates a suffocating relationship with the ecosystem. A recycling center helps everyone breathe easy and have a good time!
If you drain your significant other of all their time, money and energy, then you’re a total jerk. It’s also pretty mean to take from our environment relentlessly.
Recycling shows consideration and appreciation by helping save our natural resources.
Remember the last time you didn’t clean up around your place? You probably got the coldest shoulder since the ice age (I know, I know. There have been multiple ice ages. Pick one).
Nothing makes bae’s heart swell with desire like coming home and seeing it clutter-free. In a similar way, nothing makes Mama Earth happier than keeping our crap out of landfills.
Throwing away appliances can be illegal in Minnesota, but it can also deplete the ozone and ruin habitats and quality of life. On top of all that, it just makes the place look trashy.
Don’t be trashy, be recycle-y.
We’re really into recycling, but we don’t do this just for us. Recycling appliances, electronics, and furniture gets junk out of your space and keeps the planet looking and feeling good. And who doesn’t love looking and feeling good?
So instead of tossing your laptop or microwave in the trash, give it to us. Why? Because we recycle 98.6% of everything that comes through our door. That’s only 1.4% away from perfection. But we’re not here to brag. We’re here to recycle.